belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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