tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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