I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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