Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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