I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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