R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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