Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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