I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it's like iHOP with fire
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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