office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
