You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize