just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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