Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
