when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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