I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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