can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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