craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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