Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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