I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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