i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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