so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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