I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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