Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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