If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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