I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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