I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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