I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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