The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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