420 ftw
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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