chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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