i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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