your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
