My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
