sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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