let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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