His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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