so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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