In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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