Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
It was confusing and full of hummus
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
