I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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