its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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