did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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