Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize