But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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