I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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