i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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