You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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