My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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