there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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