Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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