So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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