I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i will never coherently bang her
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
