i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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