Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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