Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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