She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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