Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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