So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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