and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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