I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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