And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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