that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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